heyalbert

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Credit Crunch by heyalbert, literature

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Credit Crunch

oh so it's not how I thought it was; all smiles and generosity... one word out of line and I'm put back in my place call me naive maybe but not a fool... herein lies my dilemma: hydrate or dehydrate? headache Vs slumber? to piss or not to piss is indeed the question that seems far more vital than hamlet's ever did love or lust? to run or to hide? if so- where to? to the EU? so many cultures bundled into a box labelled '5.99 special offer' credit crunch my arse; every sleezy politician could buy his way out of this one but if this social disease has finally hit the house of my parents then there is trouble truly; and I will

D-Day by heyalbert, literature

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D-Day

you myriad transformer don't make dance with every fool who see's the twinkle in your eye you'd be better off not knowing ain't that just the way it is?.. am I a mug? Another fool adhering to your rule of thumb and finger come hither with a simle on your face "did you miss me...much?" you say, with a wave of your hand and elegant finger of course I missed you; like the perfect skimming stone hi, I'm huck finn unable to swim so drowning in a puddle pull me out then let me in find the perfect lake to skim then flick away you play; I'll dance making patterns in the sand around our feet until we sleep; big spoon little spoon

Here I am -Je suis la- by heyalbert, literature

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Here I am -Je suis la-

time travel down the lines and minds of all our senseless sensibilities say you'll never pack and leave me on your doorstep where you found me cap in hand with only eyes for you those sparkling deep blue eyes of you traversing railway lines for you that criss-cross through this country like a thousand coloured lights and find me sleepless in dead airports and three hundred lonely nights it's fast; i know- we haven't played this one slow my hand's been open so you've always known my thoughts and my intentions my fantastic small inventions of scenes and all my fallasies that nearly made me burst before you pulled me down from bo

Brackets by heyalbert, literature

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Brackets

my heavy footfalls greet the thought of you before i sleep and every tiny insignificant detail is so magnificent every moment standing here just marvelling at your smile was not a second's wasted half-romance of trips and falls and stumbles and maybe i never told you (that one night we fell asleep) just how my body shone for you against your body heat and all the time it's taken from a year ago til now leaves me counting down the seconds until i see you simle at me your brackets frame your mouth i miss you sleeping in my arms but twenty seven days to go and then the world is ours.

Meanwhile by heyalbert, literature

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Meanwhile

hit my hand with all you've got the kind of strength you thought you never had you never knew me at all we are strangers passing by we were friends but now that just wouldn't fly too much has happened meanwhile another life another day with all my friends just like the way we used to be we used to be so strong you came to me with all you've got you trusted me with all of your open heart with all your secrets we used to be so strong but now we're strangers passing by we were friends but now that just couldn't fly too much has happened meanwhile too much has happened meanwhile.

The Apple by heyalbert, literature

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The Apple

here are my travel lines connect the dots; map them out like thoughts and one suitcase marked by a moth if i could only put my finger on airwaves i'd be riding the gulfstream from here to peru transatlantic heartache- meet my scandinavian affair and some other stories i'm not that proud of but long for nonetheless like sprinting through the crowds together happy hands; a stolen kiss and a stolen sweetheart one long year since you pulled me by my scarf until our lips met with the breath of butterflies and time just flew by so here's to every foreign affair to every unexpected kiss in an unfamiliar place to every man, woman o

Stop the Press by heyalbert, literature

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Stop the Press

the rule of thumb does not apply 'the incident' never took place the VCR saw too much than could ever be captured by cells alone; home-spun like cotton electronic impulse meets sonic discharge and the light-hearted thoughts of a drunken two year-old you were not self-imposed less likely to explode than the nearest cat or tree if the mix-tape was running, then it was sprinting like your pulse rate which had previously stated (only seconds before) that my sources were reliable transmitted as telegrams through the overhead wires stop the press; i've got a new headline it could be the title of my biography: 'action through inaction

Mademoiselle Metephor by heyalbert, literature

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Mademoiselle Metephor

i write in thought patterns and read like i know how to swim mademoiselle metaphor; i am sir simalie when you think about it we're too small a people thinking more than we could ever imply so jot down in words every dream every irk every broken seam every tiny insignificant detail which could one day be so special in the potential of some distance scene cos i shed my chameleon and became a catterpillar instead now i've got potential but i lost my subtlety owning every inch every seam each fantastic dream which could one day become possible if i didn't flit if i didn't fly like the butterfly i was supposed to be and there we

Pleasing the Senses by heyalbert, literature

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Pleasing the Senses

i won't drink until the sun goes down in my mind i hold the moral high ground we'll roam until the sun goes down freeze; press pause rewind and replay behind the times did that really just happen? pleasing the senses nine dead nerves and i'm done i feel a little light-headed hit the ground running hit the ground running me and my western toys the moment i leave the front door i feel a little light-headed hit the ground running hit the ground running i'm trying to be the kind of person i wouldn't mind mind to meet along my line someday

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Credit Crunch by heyalbert, literature

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Credit Crunch

D-Day by heyalbert, literature

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D-Day

Here I am -Je suis la- by heyalbert, literature

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Here I am -Je suis la-

Brackets by heyalbert, literature

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Brackets

Meanwhile by heyalbert, literature

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Meanwhile

The Apple by heyalbert, literature

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The Apple

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About heyalbert

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Artist // Photography

United Kingdom
Deviant for 16 years
www.myspace.com/YouLikeThemApples
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Current Residence: London, UK
Favourite cartoon character: I'll optimus prime your ass
Personal Quote: 'I'll have some of that Blueberry Pie'

Favourite Movies

Angel-A, Into the Wild, Garden State, Amélie, Stranger than Fiction, My Blueberry Nights etc

Tools of the Trade

x1 Minolta X-300, x1 Anastigmat Montanus, x1 Praktica MTL-50, x140 Rolls of Film and x1 Typewriter

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heyalbert

Dec 3, 2008

Crazy wee adoption things...

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Alrighty all? I found one of these crazy wee adoptable thingies on the BnW photography homepage... what do you reckon? want one? :D x FEATURES Only a few this time... :thumb104563030: :thumb102550866: :thumb50462305: :thumb63745341:

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heyalbert

Nov 20, 2008

I move home alot

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*tips cap* alrighty all? Well, crikey.  I made it through my DevWatch and responded to lots of comments, and added a whole bunch of favourites.  I was in London, then I lived in Edinburgh for a week or so, now I'm probably going to be visiting folks in Wales until new year!  I like to move home a lot... Anyhow, not much time I'm afraid, so here's some features for you all! Enjoy! :thumb103023792: :thumb95765284: :thumb94590496: :thumb77330718: :thumb100589310: :thumb95147785: :thumb93029080: :thumb101226118:

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heyalbert

Nov 12, 2008

Are you in or are you out?

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Salut tout! Well, I admit; it's been a ridiculously long break- but BOY do I have stories to tell! haha.  First off:  I am now living in London-good times! Although living in the most expensive place in the UK does mean that I rarely have time to shoot or develop film, but my poetic side has increased a fair bit, so I think that I'm going to stop worrying about keeping a balanced gallery and just upload stuff when I'm able to. I'm going to end this journal, submit a couple recent writings for your critique, then tackle my message centre (which is alas pretty daunting).  Because of the size, I'll just hit the +fav on ones I really love, and